Fruit Game Letters

Do we get letters about the Fruit Game? You betcha! Here's your chance to speak your mind. Any submission is fair game for insertion on this page at a later date--names abbreviated to protect the innocent. Also, all of those wonderful typos and odd spellings are left perfectly intact!

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Who ever programed this game had far to much time on their hands, ha ha 
very funny, not. as the younger generation would say.


What a stupid game I hated it. I hate the computer I hate the fruit, the
only thing I liked was the hate mail about the game.

Marilyn

Not so dear game,

I think you should get a life!You shouldn't trick people like that!What
if some little kid were to see this site w/their parents and find out it
was all just a trick?Huh?I'll tell you something i'm never using this
site for a while!

not so sincerely,
Andrew

p.s.why should I give my last name?Iknow you will sue me!

That game was the best game I ever played.I loved it.It was wonderful.The
person who made it should have his/her own webpage.You should make more like
it.

P.S.Everything I wrote up there is the opposite of what I think.

This game is so stupid!!!   How is a game a game if you never win???
I suggest that you change just about everything!!!   I don't have room to 
list everything you need to change!!!

     Totally insincerely,
Sarah

P.S. I'm not coming back to you're so called "web site" for a long time!!!!

P.P.S.
   Talk about stupid trick's!!!

Hi!  I thought your game was great and will have fun with my class tomorrow 
as they try to win!  Hee hee. 

Thanks!
A Teach

Dear Game,
You are just so bad to do this to people! why trick? why be nasty?Why be so
MEAN? What Im trieng to say is not to trick people like you have! My father
is a lawyer and i talked to him and he said when he gets intoch with you he
will sue you of 90000000000 dollars. (Im right on the money because he
wrote it down and besisdes im 17 and i should beavle to hear it and know
how to write it down!) I hope you apologize on your website on the main
page and dont just apolgize to people who are fustrated!

Love Mary

PS Do not send mail back to me!

Hi my name is Yvette Baca and im 16. I just wanted to say that i love 
that game and that the person that thought of it is very smart or has way 
to much time on his/her hand. Haha just kidding i just wanted to let you 
guys at whereever you are that i had fun playing the first time. Then 
after the first time i read the why did you lose? part and i had a good 
laugh. Thanks for that and keep up the good work! 
                                   From your frendly gamer 
                                   Yvette

You are idots to play such a Game
You should be sued! All my friends and I hate you.
   Kelsey


 dear game
I think your game is o.k ,but the computer is so rude it makes you not
want to play it's o.k. to lose but whenever I lose people say it's o.k.
to lose try again but your so rude I want to quit if thats what your
trying to do o.k. but I suggest you act nicer

Kristina

Thank you for your game.  It's very interesting how you made it so you 
never win, the only problem is that you'll only try it once.  I was 
looking forward to winning those oranges, even though i'm not that 
lucky.
               your friend,
             David S. age 11

If we eat anymore fruit today we're going to have the runs for a week.
:)
My kids and I continued playing even after looking up "why we lost"
after our first loss. We particularly liked what you said when we were
left to eat the last lemon(s). I don't understand why people are soooo
mad at you. Get a clue, folks, it's joke.

My only suggestion is to maybe add a little cheese to the game to
counteract the effects of the fruit. LOL

Pam, Zak and Owen Hill

This is the suckiest game I have seen on the net-even suckier than that
stupid make your own monster game. What fun is it when you always loose?
No way I', gonna tell anyone about this stupid game, ever. You are
probably a moron that got picked on in school when you were little and
became a computer nerd so that you can trick other people. You are a
nerdbomber, ya stupid looser. I bet your only friend is the stupid
computer and books to improve you intelegence. Well, you know what? You
are the geekiest nerdburger I've ever known in my entire life.

Anonymous 

 
Hello ,Your stupid game is so boring.Whoever invented it had to be from a
mental hospital.i am never going to your idiotic web site again.My whole
school is trying to create a petition to get your dumb website off the
web. 

                          To the idiots,Katherine

I have seen a variation of this game among gamblers.  The starting positions
are 5-4-3.  This allows little more variation for hustling.  You can play the
sucker until the bet gets high enough and even loose on purpose a few times
after that to make them think it is chance.  In the end there is a first move
that guarantees a win, but you have to make it.  That makes hustling more
difficult.

Thanks for the challenge.  I actually played a few times in order to see if I
could win, before I looked at the explanation.

Ellis


Who likes what you guys say at the beginning anyway "We are so sure that
our computer..." Also what the others said about encouragement "Ready to
lose again" I think it should vary on who wins not just one person all the
time. Why can't the computer move first? Besides who even thought up this
game?????!!!! I mean ya sure it is good to play on your friends, but the
people spending hours on this game just to win that is the biggest waste of
time I have ever heard of! I personaly don't see the point of the game
anyway-go to the site and keep losing -WOW what a game and Ia lso don't
like being tricked or fooled. There should be a varation on who wins and
not just the computer all the time. It's also a waste of time who wants to
spend hours trying to beat some game that you can't beat and waste all that
time when they could be doing something fun and exciting that they can
win!!! I  HATE it!!!

                 ANONYMOUS


Sorry. I can little English....
Try your game. All you win.. but to my thinking.. if your first....
than I win....
And yet Heppy... I will try again.  Goodbye.
 sun-hye


I also learned a game that is quite similar to this one:

          you place 20 objects on a table and insist that your opponent goes
first. Whoever takes the last object wins. If you can count to four, you can
win! You can take up to three objects, but no more, and you HAVE to take one.
When your opponent takes and object(s) you take an amount of objects that
would equal four. If your opponent takes three, you take one. If your opponent
picks up two, you also pick up two.        3+1=4        2+2=4    see!!!
        Easy huh!
                            your game lover,
                                      Erika C.


This is the stupidest  thing I have ever seen.  What fun is a game that you
always lose?


I drew out the fruits and tried to play with my dad, I let him go first but
he always beat me! why?


Thenks for the fruit game.  I just got my son to keep his room clean for 
a whole week from betting on this game.

Kelly T.


Dear Fruit Game,

I love your game.  I like you always winning.

Love Jessica
6 year old admirer


Hey,

not to be rude, but, i dont like the fruit game!

my friend dosent like it either, nither dose his dog, or his mother.
my brother dosent like it either, same with my pet chipmunk, jethro.
make it so u can win, cauz my friends uncle bob dosent like the game,
nither dose aunt harry, or those guyz who kept writing, "this game 
sucks!"

i dont nesscearly like  it, but i dont hate it, but jimmy jo hates it,
so dose my 5 grade teacher, ms. dungburg, nither dose my X-girl friend, 
kara or my worst enimy , nick, or any of the hackers at -T.E.K- or
my cuzin, rufe-ass, or my dentist, or the drunkie who lives across the 
street, or my moms sister in law, or my great aunt hellen, or the bag of 
cookies im eating as i write this.i also have some sugestions, like, 
more exitoic fruits, no 1 wants to eat 7 peaches, and the thought of
eating 5 lemmons makes me wanna hurl.  try putting in star fruit, kiwi, 
pamagranities, aisan pears, and some of those little dried aprocots.

bye,
from me, (cory)


I love the fruit game.............
It made me laugh out loud.
Thanks
It made a fruit loop out of me 
FYI  Oct. 13 is my birthday
wonderful things are created on that day
Stephanie


The fruit game is pretty dumb if you ask me.  You don't even get a chance 
at winning so why even have it as a choice.  I won't reccomend it to any 
other net surfers!

Alan B.


Why do people waste their time?
If you can't win then there's no point.
I HATE IT<----:(
who thought of this, and why waste time setting it up.it is soo stupid 
and i
will warn my friends

Anonymous


   YOU      ARE     TO    WRONG!!   YOU   MAKE    KIDS    AND    PARENTS
THINK    THEY    ARE    LOSERS     AND    MAKE    THEM
VERY,,,VERY,,,VERY,,,SAD!!!  YOU      SHOULD     GIVE     THEM     A
CHANCE      OR    TWO!!!!  ELSE   THEY"LL  MAKE  YOU THE LOSERS!!!
ANYWAY   YOU  ARE  THE   LOSERS   RIGHT   NOW!!!   IF    YOU    LET
PEOPLE    WIN   YOU    BE   THE     GAME     WINNERS    FOR    EVER!!!


Thank you ever so much for creating the most annoying and frustrating game
I've ever played.  I simply must try this on my friends.  You know, I really
would have liked to have those oranges...............
                 ----Rachel


Does anyone ever win the fruit game? It is making me weary!
Thanks, Kathy 


Great fruit game!  I got my idiot roommate to try it and she played for 
three hours before she read the "why you lost" part.  

Katie K.


This could be a tool used in the study of human behavior.  Is any one
interested?  Teachers could use this to drive home the point that more
can be learned from our failures than our successes.  I'm impressed.
What type of people would play and play without finding out why they
lost when they are given an open invatation to find out why?

T. B.


Dear Fruit Cakes who thought up this screwy game,

        One of my friends and I sat and played this stupid game for about 
an hour, then we decided to see why we kept losing.  When we read it we were 
sooo [furious], then we started laughing at our own stupidity.  It sucked so 
bad.  I hate this game, simply because it tricked me, but then again I think 
it's one of those awsome games you can tease your friends with.  I'm gonna 
try it on my algebra teacher and see how long it takes him to figure it 
out.

It was pretty funny how we kept playing, and kept getting mad at the
computer comments.  I swear I almost punched through the screen of the 
damn thing I got so mad.

     Gullable in Columbus Wisconsin


HEE  HEE.....I 'VE  READ  YOUR  LETTERS  ABOUT  YOUR  FRUIT  GAME.  I 'M
NOT  SURE  WHAT  I  ENJOYED   MOST.  BOY  SOME  PEOPLE  JUST  CAN'T
TAKE  A  JOKE.   AS  WE  SPEEK  I'VE   GOT  A  NEW  FRIEND  THAT  HAS
BEEN  TRYING  TO  WIN  FOR  SEVERAL  DAYS  NOW.   I  DON'T  HAVE THE
HART  TO TELL  HER.  HEE-HEE.  I'M  GOING  ON  VACATION
TOMORROW......AND  I  THINK  I'M  TOO  BUSY  TO LET  HER  KNOW. IT WILL
HAVE  TO  WAIT  IN  TILL  I  GET  BACK  I  GUESS.  (HE- HE)  ANYWAYS
I'M  VERY  NEW  AT  THIS  INTERNET  STUFF. BUT  I'M  TRYING  TO  CREATE
MY  OWN  HOME  PAGE.  OR  MY  OWN WEB  SITE. (NOT  SURE  WHAT  IT'S
CALLED)  BUT  I  WOULD  LOVE  TO  PUT  YOU  DOWN AS  ONE  OF  MY
FAVORITES   IF  THAT  IS  O'KAY.  PLEASE  LET  ME  KNOW  IF  IT'S
O'KAY. 


i had alot of fun trying to win  played for 1 hour until i found out
that you cant win thats a game that you should play on someone that is
drunk!!!!

YOUR'S TRULY
KRIS


Dear Fruit Dude,

I worked out your game as soon as I started it I reckon you should of
given the player the option to start first because I reckon that 72%
out of 100% would chose to start first.

Debbie S.


I always knew this game was a stupid trick.  You and your mathmetical nerds
stink. Goodbye, I'm too busy with my precalculus homework to waste my time on
the internet.  Goodbye, and GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!

Anonymous


Hi:) I really don't think the fruit game is very fun.
It is really dumb to let the computer always win.
Iliked it @ first but then it got really frusterating.
I would have it at fist but then I would loose it.
It is all of the way you set it up.
You have it to where there is an even amount of fruit
and there is no way out of a move.
I am sorry but the only way I will play that game again 
is if I wanted to play a
really mean trick on someone :)
 Well thank you for your time and hard effort.

            Candace


I think you should go suck on some of those oranges,  peaches, ect. Your 
game really, really, really, really, really, really, (can go on 
FOREVER!) BITES! It sucks! Who would like the encoragement when you say, 
"Ready to lose again!" I don't think I would even waste my time losing on 
this game. If someone really won, the oranges would probably be 
posioned, fake, rotten, bombed, ect. You SUCK so much! I don't 
understand the point of playing this game! You just play and lose, play 
and LOSE! Why don't you be such a NICE guy and let the players go first! 
You can make people feel bad, and dumb because they think they might 
win! BUT LISTEN UP, "YOU REALLY SUCK!" I hate this stupid game! I wish 
they took it off the net! You people are no good lieing, cheaters, that 
only care about yourself! People please! This game is just a WASTE of 
your time!

Anonymous


Thank you so much. your Fruit Game brought a smile to my day!  I
appreciate it so much! Anyone that would get mad at such a game should
not be looking for games to play in the first place!
  Keep up the good work!!!
  John (Rocky Mount, Virginia)


dear bum fruit-game creators,
                      yes, it is a good game for some ,but to many like 
me, it sux.and to all of you who did it to bribe your roomates or 
children,lol,but it was plain RUDE! if i were the kid who's mom bet on 
the game ,and found out that it's a trick, i would be sssooooooooo 
pissed. I was looking up games with the  title "sucky games that are 
cheap," and guess what? I JUST HAPPENED TO FIND THIS ONE!  HAHAH. this 
game is rude and insensable and i will make sure that main 
web sites take this game off!
                 sencerly,
           your un-wanted fan catherine
p.s. all u who like this game should really think about it,and to 
those who do it to others to be mean, this game is the worst choice!


 The Lord Englestein is much displeased!  Your not publishing his
addition to your emails has brought His Lordship much displeasure.
Either publish His Lordship's memo or His Lordship's faithful servants
will be paying you a minor visit.

Yours most truthfully,
Secretary to His Lorship the 8th Earl of Sommtags


Well, I liked it. I found the game, or rather I found the response page
first via an AltaVista search for "stupid game", which evidently someone
who wrote you thought it was. Naturally I had to see it after reading
the letters and I liked it somehow, even though I never particularly
cared for Nim as a game. Must have been the fruity pictures.

Rob


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